Let’s talk…relationships…lol!
What is one of the most embarrassing things you’ve done in the name of Irrational Love? I’ll go 1st…
I thought the guy I was dating was cheating. He was supposed to come to my house but didn’t show. I went to his apartment complex and saw his car parked in front of his place - along with a car I didn’t recognize. I knocked on the door for about 10 minutes with no answer and left. I called one of my girlfriends and told her what was happening. She immediately said, let’s go - I’m going with you! Yes!!! Don’t tell me I didn’t know which girlfriend to call because that was exactly what I was on that day! Anyway, we got there and knocked on the doors and windows for some time, but no one answered. When we were able to look inside any windows, we saw food containers that looked like a meal for more than one, so you know what this meant…we had to kick this investigation up a few notches to get some answers!
Somehow the patio became unlocked, and we crept, I mean, walked inside the patio. Surely, he had mercy on us and decided to give us a hand to let us in, right?! Anyway, we knocked on the patio door but still no one answered. This, of course, had to be a mishap so we decided to try and open the door - and a couple of windows. Maybe he didn’t’ answer the door (or my calls) because something was really wrong, right?! We tried but were unable to help the poor guy.
So, just as we exited the patio area, the police showed up. It seems some of the neighbors did not understand that we were only trying to help my boyfriend at the time. The officers greeted us and asked if we saw someone attempting to break into one of the units. My friend and I looked at each other and said No, of course, and…they believe us - initially! You see, we were still dressed in our cute little work dresses and didn’t think to change clothes before…going to help my boyfriend. Because we didn’t look the part, the officers didn’t believe we were the persons they were looking for. However, it didn’t take long for them to figure things out after I mentioned that I needed to get my house key back from my boyfriend. The officers knocked on the door in their own special way and my boyfriend answered. It seems he was asleep; although, I will never know whether or not he was alone. Anyway, they asked for my house key and he gave it to them for them to give to me. Afterwards, everyone left peacefully.
Later that evening, my friend asked…did you notice that one of the officers was hitting on you? I thought about it and was like…you know what? - he WAS! And he was cute too! Moral of the story - don’t miss out on the cute cop because you’re too focused on the cheating boyfriend! No, I don’t know if he was actually cheating but he stood me up and that was foul!
Your turn!